PLAY DATES

Dear Weeb,

Stop asking if you can have five friends over for a play date.

Because their mothers will find out what a messy house of messiness we live in, that's why!

Let's wait until it's nicer outside and then have a play date. Maybe a picnic?

We have to talk to the mothers of your friends first. Because that's how it works.

And let's start with ONE kid. At THEIR house.

And then let's hope that their house is messier than ours!