PLEASE STAY ASLEEP

Dear Weeb,

You, my darling offspring, are still conspiring to make me a zombie, by lack of sleep. You're 2.5 y/o, kid, time to sleep through the freaking night!

MONSTERS INC.

Dear Weeb,

We are watching Monsters Inc. for the millionth time.

I appreciate that you love the movie, but can we please add to our list of movies you love?

Oh, and thank you for letting us watch something OTHER than Dora!