Wednesday, November 12, 2008

MONSTER RIDDING SPRAY

Dear Weeb,

We are hoping the 'magic spray' that Uncle J gave you will do the trick in ridding monsters and lions named Chillata from your room!

Uncle J says, " It will work! Just remember the small bottle makes them friendly and the large one makes them sleepy. They were made from royalty you know..."

UPDATE:

‎*sigh* Didn't work. Yet. Hey, but the good news is that all the crying made you start coughing again. Wait... that's not good news. We'll keep at it. The monster and lion ridding, not the coughing, I mean.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

CHILLATA

Dear Weeb,

We are still trying to find the magic charm to get you to sleep in your own room. Apparently there are monsters, and a lion named Chillata.

You've tried to describe, with much detail, that the lion shows up on your wall and the sound she makes. Apparently she is an angry lion. But she is also your friend. She just keeps you up at night because she growls. Sometimes you are afraid of her though, usually around 2AM.

As you describe Chillata, Daddy and I try to stifle our laughter. You're just so darned cute.

I have NO idea where the name Chillata comes from (or if I'm spelling it correctly).

I also have no idea why you have invented an imaginary angry lion on your bedroom wall.