EVIL PHONES

Dear Weeb,

Despite your insistence, there is no such thing as an evil phone.

When I ask you to hang the phone up for me, the correct response is not to walk away, muttering, "You do it."

Covering up cheeky behavior by then explaining how you're afraid to hang up the phone because what if it's evil and goes ZZZZZUTTTT at you is not going to work as a defense.

It was pretty funny though.

Speaking of evil, making your mother laugh to get yourself out of trouble is evil.

Bum. LOL