SWOPPING THE FLOORS

Dear Weeb,

I love it when my made up bedtime stories get hijacked by yours.

For the past two nights we've been talking about your rainbow crystals and how they are each in charge of giving different types of dreams to people. For example, the green crystal helps people dream about grass and trees and limes. The blue crystal helps people dream about oceans and sky and rivers and blueberries.

People dream about a lot of fruit in our bedtime stories.

Tonight you explained that the crystals worked in a big mirrored castle and did errands for the Queen, like brushing her teeth and making her food and swopping her floors.

Swopping?

They might have been sweeping. Or mopping. But nobody was swopping.

Plus I think Swiffer may have that idea patented.

The crystals, as you tell it, don't like their jobs, but the Queen is very nice and gives them Valentine's Day cards and screamers (slushies with ice cream mixed in).

You tell better bedtime stories than I do.