SOLID AS A WEEB

Dear Weeb,

For the past few days, we've been playing a lot of Uno. We played tonight before bed but you agreed to just one game, because it was already past your bedtime - EVEN if it was a quick game and EVEN if I won.

It was a quick game. I won. You were upset.

Nearly in sobs, you said, "But that wasn't solid, Mummy! The next game I'll be solid as a rock! One more game?"

I had to thumbs down, despite my laughing pretty hard at 'solid'. You had agreed to just ONE more game. It was already past your bedtime and it was clear from your impending hysterical tantrum that you were overtired. We'll have to play a 'solid' game tomorrow, baby. Goodnight.