Mummy. Weeb has learned the spelling, at preschool,
with an O instead of a U.
I'm not that fussed about it. May 2010.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
TIC TAC TOE
Dear Weeb,
We have been playing Tic Tac Toe. It's been pretty funny. Oh, and can you please explain why you know the JAWS theme at four years old?
We have been playing Tic Tac Toe. It's been pretty funny. Oh, and can you please explain why you know the JAWS theme at four years old?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
STICKY KISSES
Mummy: *gives you a bedtime kiss*
Weeb: *wipes mouth after kiss*
Mummy: Why do you do that? I don't have big wet lips. I give you a little peck, what are you wiping away?
Weeb: The kiss.
Mummy: Why?
Weeb: It's sticky. I put it in my collection.
Mummy: Your collection?
Weeb: This one is going to my collection on the blanket in your car. (There is a fleece blanket in the car that I use to cover you in cold weather.)
Mummy: You have a collection of kisses on the blanket in my car?
Weeb: *laughing* Yup.
Next morning.
Mummy: *gives you a goodbye kiss*
Weeb: *wipes away kiss with a giggle and pretends to wrap it up and send it to a collection*
Mummy: So that sticky kiss has gone to the blanket in my car, has it?
Weeb: Yes.
Mummy: Well I'm just going to take it and stick it to me. I'm going to stick them all over me so I feel kisses all day.
Weeb: You can't. They are SUPER sticky and you can't get them off the blanket. *laughing*
A few months ago, every time we'd kiss you, you'd 'take them off' and then put them in an invisible envelope and give them back to us. Cold season was starting and I guess they were doing that at school instead of actual hugs and kisses. LOL
Weeb: *wipes mouth after kiss*
Mummy: Why do you do that? I don't have big wet lips. I give you a little peck, what are you wiping away?
Weeb: The kiss.
Mummy: Why?
Weeb: It's sticky. I put it in my collection.
Mummy: Your collection?
Weeb: This one is going to my collection on the blanket in your car. (There is a fleece blanket in the car that I use to cover you in cold weather.)
Mummy: You have a collection of kisses on the blanket in my car?
Weeb: *laughing* Yup.
Next morning.
Mummy: *gives you a goodbye kiss*
Weeb: *wipes away kiss with a giggle and pretends to wrap it up and send it to a collection*
Mummy: So that sticky kiss has gone to the blanket in my car, has it?
Weeb: Yes.
Mummy: Well I'm just going to take it and stick it to me. I'm going to stick them all over me so I feel kisses all day.
Weeb: You can't. They are SUPER sticky and you can't get them off the blanket. *laughing*
A few months ago, every time we'd kiss you, you'd 'take them off' and then put them in an invisible envelope and give them back to us. Cold season was starting and I guess they were doing that at school instead of actual hugs and kisses. LOL
Saturday, April 10, 2010
MOON PHOTOGRAPHY AND WEEBS
FROM MY BLOG:
As many of you know, I dig Astronomy, and I have recently become interested in Lunar Photography.
Posted below is my first Moon photo. I was trying to get a good capture of 'the Man in the Moon'.
I'm amazed with the detail you see even with a fairly inexpensive camera.
I was having a bit of a difficult time with this particular photo shoot because Weeb was just getting into EVERYTHING! Anyone with young kids knows what I'm talking about.
Still, I think it turned out well. And you just have to love Moon photos. I mean, how can you not?
Posted below is my first Moon photo. I was trying to get a good capture of 'the Man in the Moon'.
I'm amazed with the detail you see even with a fairly inexpensive camera.
I was having a bit of a difficult time with this particular photo shoot because Weeb was just getting into EVERYTHING! Anyone with young kids knows what I'm talking about.
Still, I think it turned out well. And you just have to love Moon photos. I mean, how can you not?
Friday, March 19, 2010
RAINBOW LIGHTSABER
Dear Weeb,
I agree, a rainbow colored lightsaber WOULD be cool.
You got a glimpse of STAR WARS - CLONE WARS on TV and recognised it as something your boyfriend at school talks about. So you wanted to watch it. She say to Daddy, "I can't figure out who is Star Wars and who is Clone Wars."
You call R2D2 'Arpy Dupy'.
I agree, a rainbow colored lightsaber WOULD be cool.
You got a glimpse of STAR WARS - CLONE WARS on TV and recognised it as something your boyfriend at school talks about. So you wanted to watch it. She say to Daddy, "I can't figure out who is Star Wars and who is Clone Wars."
You call R2D2 'Arpy Dupy'.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
THE MIGHTY BANANA WEEB INFECTION
FROM MY BLOG:
Few know of the Mighty Banana Weeb Infection.
In the darkness of night it will slink into your home and find your bananas. Instinct draws the Weeb to bananas and it can find them with little or no effort, regardless of how well you hide them. It finds the mightiest banana and infects it with Weebishness.
Hiding bananas in the fridge no longer keeps your long yellow tasties safe as the Weeb has evolved to such a degree that it can now open refrigerators, though the Weeb has commented that refrigerating bananas turns them black which is gross and seems to be a very high price to pay for banana safety, especially given that as Weeb protection, refrigeration no longer works. The Weeb further explained that in these cases, she will infect your black bananas just for a laugh.
An odd fact regarding the Mighty Banana Weeb Infection, and one scientists are hoping leads them to a cure, is though the Weeb does enjoy infecting bananas, it does not enjoy eating them.
Signs of Might Banana Weeb Infection include:
In the darkness of night it will slink into your home and find your bananas. Instinct draws the Weeb to bananas and it can find them with little or no effort, regardless of how well you hide them. It finds the mightiest banana and infects it with Weebishness.
Hiding bananas in the fridge no longer keeps your long yellow tasties safe as the Weeb has evolved to such a degree that it can now open refrigerators, though the Weeb has commented that refrigerating bananas turns them black which is gross and seems to be a very high price to pay for banana safety, especially given that as Weeb protection, refrigeration no longer works. The Weeb further explained that in these cases, she will infect your black bananas just for a laugh.
An odd fact regarding the Mighty Banana Weeb Infection, and one scientists are hoping leads them to a cure, is though the Weeb does enjoy infecting bananas, it does not enjoy eating them.
Signs of Might Banana Weeb Infection include:
- markings that resemble a cute little face at the end of the biggest banana
- the nighttime sounds of giggling, as though a banana with a face was up to no good
- the mysterious juicing of your other fruits and vegetables
- missing mini marshmallows
At this time there is no cure for the Mighty Banana Weeb Infection. We recommend you wash your hands often and stock up on mini marshmallows.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
DISNEY'S HERCULES
Dear Weeb,
I am listening to ANOTHER four year old commentary on Hercules. Kid, I've seen the movie several times and though I know you are sick and require the viewing several times a day for the past four days, I do not need to know about or look at every single thing that amuses you. Though know and look I shall (like I have a choice).
One day we will chat about the inaccuracies between the Disney version and the Greek and Roman versions of the tale.
I am listening to ANOTHER four year old commentary on Hercules. Kid, I've seen the movie several times and though I know you are sick and require the viewing several times a day for the past four days, I do not need to know about or look at every single thing that amuses you. Though know and look I shall (like I have a choice).
One day we will chat about the inaccuracies between the Disney version and the Greek and Roman versions of the tale.
ZHU ZHU HAIR CUTS
Dear Weeb,
Zhu Zhu hamsters of evilness = 2 inches cut from your hair and lesson learned that pulling out your ponytail to play with Zhu Zhu hamsters of evilness has hair shortening consequences.
Zhu Zhu hamsters of evilness = 2 inches cut from your hair and lesson learned that pulling out your ponytail to play with Zhu Zhu hamsters of evilness has hair shortening consequences.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
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