STICKY KISSES

Mummy: *gives you a bedtime kiss*
Weeb: *wipes mouth after kiss*
Mummy: Why do you do that? I don't have big wet lips. I give you a little peck, what are you wiping away?
Weeb: The kiss.
Mummy: Why?
Weeb: It's sticky. I put it in my collection.
Mummy: Your collection?
Weeb: This one is going to my collection on the blanket in your car. (There is a fleece blanket in the car that I use to cover you in cold weather.)
Mummy: You have a collection of kisses on the blanket in my car?
Weeb: *laughing* Yup.

Next morning.
Mummy: *gives you a goodbye kiss*
Weeb: *wipes away kiss with a giggle and pretends to wrap it up and send it to a collection*
Mummy: So that sticky kiss has gone to the blanket in my car, has it?
Weeb: Yes.
Mummy: Well I'm just going to take it and stick it to me. I'm going to stick them all over me so I feel kisses all day.
Weeb: You can't. They are SUPER sticky and you can't get them off the blanket. *laughing*

A few months ago, every time we'd kiss you, you'd 'take them off' and then put them in an invisible envelope and give them back to us. Cold season was starting and I guess they were doing that at school instead of actual hugs and kisses. LOL