SWINGING

Dear Weeb,

You're finally mastering the swings. I still have to start you off, but you can keep yourself going pretty well, despite your many requests for a push.

One would never think that you are the same little girl who gets into trouble at school, nearly daily, for not listening to your teacher or for today's gem that got you sent to the corner, "I didn't mean that I'd REALLY punch Josiah's face off."

Nice, kid. Real nice. LOL