BUTTERCUPS

Dear Weeb,

We were walking home from school and I saw some buttercups. It made me think of when I was in school and we used to hold them up to our chins and... wait... why did we do that?

As we walked, it was like you read my mind and said, "Mummy, do you know that if you hold a buttercup under your chin, if your chin glows yellow, it means you like butter?" I said what all good mothers would say, "Really?"

And so we picked a few and tried it.

Seems you like butter. I do too, but we don't need those pictures. You'll have to check my archives one day, if you want a chuckle at my expense.