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Dear Weeb,

I wanted to record this precious moment of your childhood.

You just came into the kitchen where I was making very marshmallowy holiday Rice Krispie Treats and you waggled your butt at me. You likely did this because your father was doing the same.

My glare (why do I always have to play the straight man?) met your grinning face and you announced, "And I'm still not on the naughty list because Santa doesn't have security cameras everywhere!"

Oh really?

So where does Santa have security cameras? Nowhere, you advise. You further explain that he has a tracking system and just knows when people are good and bad because he has a naughty and nice list, REMEMBER?!

It seems you think that because you were on the nice list in the past, you will remain there.

So, if Santa just knows, why do you think he won't see you waggling your butt at me? Your answer, "Well I just saw my daddy doing it."

Uh huh. No extra marshmallowy Rice Krispie Treats for you.

Or Daddy.

Well... maybe just one.