INTERVIEW WITH WEEB (AGE 3)

Weeb turned 3 in December. This was a FaceBook Interview thing that was going around, at the time.

1. What is something mommy always says to you?
Weeb: No.

2. What makes mommy happy?
Weeb: My mouth when I smile.

3. What makes mommy sad?
Weeb: Well, not listening.

4. How does your mommy make you laugh?
Weeb: You laugh and laugh and you do this *jumps* and the thing goes pop and I laugh and it's funny.

5. What was your mommy like as a child?
Weeb: Blue.

6. How old is your mommy?
Weeb: 12.

7. How tall is your mommy?
Weeb: *points to top of my head, I'm sitting* This tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Weeb: Type.

9. What does your mommy do when you're not around?
Weeb: *dances in a circle*

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Weeb: *jumps up and down*

11. What is your mommy really good at?
Weeb: She's good at doing Animal Crossing.

12. What is your mommy not very good at?
Weeb: *demonstrates a headstand*

13. What does your mommy do for a job?
Weeb: Listen to your boss.

14.What is your mommy's favorite food?
Weeb: Sandwich (I am not a fan of sandwiches).

15.What makes you proud of your mommy?
Weeb: Clap.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Weeb: Dance girl (I think my kid is confusing me with herself). That's a good question, Mum.

17. What do you and your mommy do together?
Weeb: We match cards.

18. How are you and your mommy the same?
Weeb: We're both tall enough.

19. How are you and your mommy different?
Weeb: We are different like this *rubs belly*, our human body.

20. How do you know your mommy loves you?
Weeb: Every day.

21. What does your mommy like most about your dad?
Weeb: He do-s everything he knows.

22. Where is your mommy's favorite place to go?
Weeb: Grandma's house.