3 YEAR OLD ATTITUDE

Dear Weeb,

The other day, I sneaked into the kitchen, knowing you would come looking for me and I was going to say BOO (because I'm mean like that).

You didn't bite. You sat in the living room and upon realising I was no longer there said, "Mum?" Pause. "Mum?" Pause.

Then you said something I didn't quite hear.

I'm still in the kitchen trying not to laugh, just waiting for you to come looking.

Finally you said, "FINE Mum! If you're not going to talk to me, then I'm not talking to you either!"

What? Kid, you're THREE! LOL

INTERVIEW WITH WEEB (AGE 3)

Weeb turned 3 in December. This was a FaceBook Interview thing that was going around, at the time.

1. What is something mommy always says to you?
Weeb: No.

2. What makes mommy happy?
Weeb: My mouth when I smile.

3. What makes mommy sad?
Weeb: Well, not listening.

4. How does your mommy make you laugh?
Weeb: You laugh and laugh and you do this *jumps* and the thing goes pop and I laugh and it's funny.

5. What was your mommy like as a child?
Weeb: Blue.

6. How old is your mommy?
Weeb: 12.

7. How tall is your mommy?
Weeb: *points to top of my head, I'm sitting* This tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Weeb: Type.

9. What does your mommy do when you're not around?
Weeb: *dances in a circle*

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Weeb: *jumps up and down*

11. What is your mommy really good at?
Weeb: She's good at doing Animal Crossing.

12. What is your mommy not very good at?
Weeb: *demonstrates a headstand*

13. What does your mommy do for a job?
Weeb: Listen to your boss.

14.What is your mommy's favorite food?
Weeb: Sandwich (I am not a fan of sandwiches).

15.What makes you proud of your mommy?
Weeb: Clap.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Weeb: Dance girl (I think my kid is confusing me with herself). That's a good question, Mum.

17. What do you and your mommy do together?
Weeb: We match cards.

18. How are you and your mommy the same?
Weeb: We're both tall enough.

19. How are you and your mommy different?
Weeb: We are different like this *rubs belly*, our human body.

20. How do you know your mommy loves you?
Weeb: Every day.

21. What does your mommy like most about your dad?
Weeb: He do-s everything he knows.

22. Where is your mommy's favorite place to go?
Weeb: Grandma's house.

SAD DADDY

Mummy: *teasing Weeb* Look, you made Daddy sad. He's crying.

Weeb: *not buying it* Well I don't see any tears.