AQUARIUM, UP AND A SWIM

Dear Weeb,

We packed a lot of fun into one day! Aquarium (complete with beluga and dolphin shows), train ride, petting zoo, first movie in the theater for you - Up, and swimming! Awesome weekend, so far!

A LONG, LONG TIME AGO

Weeb: Remember yesterday, a long, long time ago, when I was two?

You are STILL using AMN'T with me. You think it's quite funny and go out of your way to use it. What's a bit frightening is that you use it in a way that would be proper... if it were a word!

GETTING TALLER

Weeb says: Do you see how many inches I am? I'm so very lots of tall!

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

Weeb: Momma, I'm feeling sick AND healthy today!

A FISH

Weeb: Mummy, Mummy, I saw'd a pretend fish in the toilet!

NOISES

Weeb: Mummy I heard a noise.

Mummy: Well, yeah, if you listen, you'll hear lots of noises.

Weeb: From the stairs? I think it's a moooooonster!

Mummy: There are no monsters.

Weeb: I heard a little more monsters.

Mummy: There are NO monsters.

Weeb: Yes they are. My hands are scared (they are stuffed into my t-shirt).

Mummy: Willow there are no monsters.

Weeb: Momma, you're a GIANT!

AMN'T

Mummy: Did you toot? Are you tooty?

Weeb: I amn't!

Mummy: Weeb, amn't isn't a word. You mean to say I am not.

Weeb: No I amn't!

I see your logic. Why isn't AMN'T a word?