Dear Weeb,
You have been very sick this whole week. You've had a high fever and have been throwing up. I've never seen you so sick and I'm terribly worried about you.
As I am posting this long after the fact (in 2010), I will say that you were sick as heck for a week. I took you to a clinic who said that it was a nasty bug and to give you anti-nausea medication so you could try and keep some fluids in you.
I was not far from taking you to the hospital.
You poor, poor thing. You were so sick.
You will learn, when you are a mother, that the world does not spin, the universe is not right until your child is healthy again.